Hereford, mmmmm

What can I say, the rich folk have arrived from the shires, shuttled in to town in their stetched hummer! Photos of outdoor chess and the pool room did wonders for morale. I've managed to evacuate the cockroaches and wash the important bits! Some of us are here for charity and self fullfillment, others ?? Well couldn't possibly comment! Whiting has just demanded his food to be served on Rose petals! I refused, but we are eating sushi off a lovely young lady!! Hey hum life is really tough. Apologies to any of my young family who are reading, you'll sleep better than me. Love you all xxxx